Gee, ya think?
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Is this a valid defense?
On a bar of Dial bath bar: Directions: Use like regular soap.
Okay...shall I look those up somewhere?
On a frozen dinner package: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Okay...what if I ignore the suggestion?
On a hotel-provided shower cap box: Fits one head.
I can't share?
On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
Oops...too late.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
Really?!?
On packaging from a Rowenta Iron. Do not iron clothes on body.
But that's how I always do it!
On Boot's children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Darn...I can't let my YOUNG children have the keys, I guess.
On a bottle of Nytol (a sleeping aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness.
I hope so!
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children.
Yeah...and this might discourage child-murderers.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
As opposed to...?
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
What other use?
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.
Nuh-uh!
On an American Airlines package of nuts: Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.
Then what?
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Well, there goes my idea...
On a package of Sunmaid raisins: Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
What if my fave already has raisins? Nah! I like kiddie cereals...
On curling iron instructions: Do not put into eyes.
But why? Don't I need to curl my eyelashes too?
OPEN bottle before drinking [on a bottle of rum]
Hmm...why didn't I think of that?
DO NOT take if allergic to aspirin [on a box of aspirin]
Never woulda figured that out...
DO NOT allow children to play in the dishwasher [on a dishwasher]
Then where am I supposed to keep them?
WARNING! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants [on the packaging for a wristwatch]
Then where does it go?
On a camera: This camera only works when there is film inside.
Wow! I never woulda thought of that!
Thanks, Amber.
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Thanks Amber, got me smiling. I love obvious things like these. Course you do realise, these instructions probably came about for a very real reason, don't you, which is very, very sad.
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